You asked for it! ANE Fun Pt. 2

Warning! This is not for the faint of heart.

This may be one of the few apotheoses of flatulence in world literature.

Against Flatulence
Wind, O wind!
Wind, you are the fire of the gods.
You are the wind between turd and urine.
You have come out and taken your place
Among the gods, your brethren.